i gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me 

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catswithbenefits:

im still trying to get over the fact that oranges are pre-sliced by nature

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foodtrucker:

when your ear finally unpops and everything is in HD and you start hearing things you’ve never heard before

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the-blog-of-anne-frank:

*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town

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culturallybankrupt:

home alone? did you mean time to practice for my broadway debut?

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kurtsfreckles:

there’s a wild chris colfer running around england.

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mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

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the-drug-child:

chucksandjumpers:

williamowainherondale:

omg guess what i found out today

that falling feeling when you wake up suddenly in bed

is because when you were dropping off you heart rate slowed down too fast so your brain thought you were dying so it tried waking you up immediatly

thank u brain~

No problem, boss.

image

I should not be on tumblr when I’m high because this was too funny

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willsmithorwontsmith:

*strums guitar* i feel excluded from everything but it’s mostly my fault because i distance myself because i think i’m annoying *strums guitar*

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supernatural-fandom-central:

consulting-assbutt-with-a-box:

the-majesty-of-moriarty:

iearoh:

ilovemumfy:

cutiepie-cas:

consultingpianistinthetardis:

fantasticsteve:

damn-a-frica:

1612th:

breadandfire:

1612th:

hi

DO U NOT SUPPORT GAYS??????

what

idk man i think its pronounced gif

imagine how is touch the sky

Dammit, Moon Moon!

if this gets 500,000 notes my mom will buy me the thing

SUPERWHOLOCK thingy

is that john green

bitch it might be

Do he got the booty

he dooooooooooo

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uffie:

lakimariam:

Kim Kardashian had a baby, in other news, a bomb explosion on a bus in Pakistan killed 14 female students.

u think its connected?

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