guy:

*high fives your ass*

*asks for consent before high fiving your ass*

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‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

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mommy:

Eat anything you want and if someone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

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foxnewsofficial:

lordoftheswag:

sixpenceee:

Nong Youhui, a blue-eyed boy in China, stunned doctors with his ability to see in pitch black with eyes that glow in the dark; his ‘cat’s eyes’ makes him to read perfectly without any light and sees as clearly as most people do during the day, setting the world record for the first human who can see in the dark, according to World Record Academy 

Doctors have studied Nong Youhui’s amazing eyesight since his dad took him to hospital in Dahua, southern China, concerned over his bright blue eyes. 

The father said: “They told me he would grow out of it and that his eyes would stop glowing and turn black like most Chinese people but they never did.” 

The boy’s mother was interviewed briefly and seems quite proud of her “Starchild” son. 

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this is cool and all but where are the kids with sharingan?

raw


slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

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emmablackery:

getinassbuttsweresavingrocknroll:

emmablackery:

i swear if i was american i would ask for EVERYTHING to come with ‘extra freedom’

'yeah i'll take it with sprinkles, a chocolate flake and FREEDOM CAN I GET A HELL YEAH'

Americans don’t really have freedom. We have lies and suspicious looking business men who take our money. Don’t fall for it.

I SAID CAN I GET A HELL YEAH

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bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

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