May 30, 2012 • 56,044 notes • lakilester
elinema: thesulfurandthesea: lakilester: No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed. oh my GOD alksfhdagskdhjgkjhg

elinema:

thesulfurandthesea:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

oh my GOD

alksfhdagskdhjgkjhg

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May 30, 2012 • 27,037 notes • simsgonewrong
funniest10k: I JUST DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPEND. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A KITTEN. THIS IS NOT A KITTEN. 

funniest10k:

I JUST DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPEND. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A KITTEN. THIS IS NOT A KITTEN. 

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May 28, 2012 • 10,833 notes • spenceralthouse
Gay Marriage: I'm only legal in 6 states.
Having sex with a horse: I'm legal in 23 states.
America: I'm an idiot.
May 28, 2012 • 41 notes • odd-kahlie
odd-kahlie: LOL

odd-kahlie:

LOL

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May 28, 2012 • 4,138 notes • billydarley

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May 28, 2012 • 21,089 notes • http

lupinesque:

demetri martin is actually the best person

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May 28, 2012 • 13,825 notes • hyperbolequeen

tumblr is like a box of chocolates you never know how much gay porn you’re gonna get wait no that’s not the quote

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May 28, 2012 • 4,153 notes • damnafricawhathappened

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May 28, 2012 • 3,026 notes • mrs-joe-walker

Thought I’d introduce you to my best friends.

fishingboatproceeds:

mrs-joe-walker:

So these are my best friends Hazel Grace and Augustus. 

I do not know who made this fan art, but it is fantastic.

May 25, 2012 • 70,368 notes • leemrsmn
One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

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