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Me when I play video games

Me: Fucking die already
Me: I swear to jesus if I die one more time
Me: I'M GONNA KILL A MAN I FUCKING DIED AGAIN
Me: Oh shit hottie alert
Me: Move bitch, get out the way
Me: *high pitched screaming*
Me: Load already
Me: uNACCEPTABLE
Me: I'm fucking done. Done. Done with everything.
Me: *turns off console*
Me:
Me: *turns console back on*
Me: God fucking dammit.


problematicspice:

profoak:

k999:

shakira is 93 years old and she still looks hotter and plays soccer better than you in a long ass dress,just let that sink in

FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU SAY SHAKIRA IS 93 YEARS OLD

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despairjunko:

games that let you save anywhere instead of making you go to save points

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roavaswardrobe:

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

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drewchainzzzz:

"Hey remember that time you…"

Yes. I remember every embarrassing thing I have ever done and chances are it keeps me up at night

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tyleroakley:

idk & idc

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